bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

So there’s this dude at work and he’s so curious about my sexuality (he’s straight or so he says) so I just make vulgar jokes to him all the time which would be classified as sexual harassment if he didn’t love it. But yeah it was his birthday today so I was talking to him and I said ‘I’ve got a present for you’ and he was all ‘uh oh what is it’ and I bent over and tapped my ass and was like ‘be gentle’ and hes all ahhhhh omg and then I told him to bite the pillow cuz I was going in dry and it’s just so much fun seeing people’s faces when they’re trying to work stuff out about you/feeling violated at the same time :)

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